Engineering Stuff for Complete Idiot
Offshoregirl at work.
8
Mar

Christmas tree

Posted in pigs@babis  by admin

Salamzz! We meet again~

Did you guys miss me? Hehehe.. Something just happened and.. a tough girl just need some time to cool down her heart and soul. TQ “budak” for cheering me up. Chears~ Yeah!!! Here I go again! Gear up!!

Anyone want to decorate this tree for Christmas? Can be recycled and cost saving also. Save the trees!

Anyone want to decorate this tree for Christmas? Can be recycled and cost saving also. Save the trees!

Christmas tree is an assembly of valves, spools, pressure gauges and chokes fitted to the wellhead of a completed well to control production. Christmas trees are available in a wide range of sizes and configurations, such as low- or high-pressure capacity and single- or multiple-completion capacity.

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Iyaahh!! Iyaah!!! Open up this valve, then closed all the others.. there 10 more valves to check.. and 6 more Christmas trees..  10 x 6 = 60 valves. @_@!!!
Ok, now its time to check weather the valve is passing or not…Psssttt…pssssttt!! The gas come out..

panjat

Opss.. is there any passing? Now I’m confused..
Oil and Gas industry can be very interesting isn’t it? HoHoHo!!!

3
Mar

Nostalgia

Posted in Diva Jiro  by admin

This is also my blog which I haven’t update dor decades. hehehe.. Feel free to visit. Peace~

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-n87fxvMwfa7a.ds2F6Dw;_ylt=AhI8XRnXG7boLI_WReMQtUO0AOJ3

1
Feb

“Magic Box”

Posted in Sengal  by admin

Hello World!!

Welcome ladies and gentleman.. I wanna bring you guys for a site visit to one of our unmanned platform. Unmanned platform means that the platform that does not have living quarters. If you want to stay overnight, you have to stay in the barge/vessel or just sleep on the platform‘s floor, but it gonna be so damn cold during the night. Furthermore, you need to bring enough food because, no chef on unmanned platform.

However, one particular box saved our life during our stay on unmanned platform. I can’t imagine what our life would be without it.

A vessel and unmanned platform

A vessel and unmanned platform

Our beloved "jamban"

Our beloved "jamban"

 “That thing” goes direct to the sea… Hmm.. not too bad I think. It has very good ventilation isn’t it? Even though you can hear “plup! plup!” sound from the out site; at least you can hide your face isn’t it? Nobody gonna know who is doing the “project”…

Actually, I have a secrect agenda by publishing these not -everybody know fact about engineering in oil & gas.. I hope people would say, “Eeuww!!” or “What?!!” “Those are dirty jobs, I don’t wanna go through all dat!!” Eventually, less people want to be an engineer, then, engineers will be in a very high demand. And then… the company will pay me more rite? yess!!! I want a rise!! Higher salary please… Huahuahua!!! Money is just never enough isn’t it?

 Let see what is inside..

 

Tadaa!!!

Tadaa!!!

 

10
Jan

Pigging @ “pembabian”

Posted in pigs@babis  by admin

 

Recommended for bacon and sausage!!!

Recommended for bacon and sausage!!!

What are pigs? Ohh..kinda cute isn’t it? But no..not  this one. Definitely we don’t count on this one to clean the pipeline…

 haha1

We use these..

foams, bi-di, etc..

foams, bi-di, etc..

There are so many of them. The selections of the pig type depend on the job that needs to be done.

Babe, lets get dirty!!! =p

Babe, lets get dirty!!! =p

Basically the name pig (pipeline inspection gauge) refer to the mechanical device that can be inserted into a pipeline, which is then used to carry out a pre-defined tasks:

  • a) Cleaning
  • b) To determine physical properties of the pipeline
  • c) De-commisioning
  • d) Construction

A pig has driving cups which have a greater diameter than the internal diameter of the pipeline thus forming an effective seal between the pig and the pipeline inner circumference.

What drives the pig?

The minimum differential pressure needed to push the pig is 0.5 bar.

  • a) Product flow
  • b) Compress gasses (nitrogen or air)-Use in gas line
  • c) Auxiliary pumping-Treated sea water (biocide 20%,   corrosion inhibitor 70%, oxygen seavenger 10%)
  • d) Self propulsion-This pig is a self driven using power source. There are two types of self propulsion pig, using wheels and brushes.

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